My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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