Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Mom said you looked used
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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