in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
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