How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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