I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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