that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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