You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
two words...techno handjob
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
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