Whod you bang
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Randomize
