porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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