So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Randomize
