Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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