you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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