I wannas sexs uuuuu
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
