Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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