I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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