Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Randomize
