dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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