ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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