okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Randomize
