Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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