id be glad to
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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