Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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