Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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