We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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