You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
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