Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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