I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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