yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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