No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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