the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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