Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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