You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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