Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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