so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Randomize
