Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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