yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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