This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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