You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
He had one of those small greek statue penises
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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