Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
you traded sex for a burrito?
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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