no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
