Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Randomize
