did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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