I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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