Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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