she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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