if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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