that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Randomize