If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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