Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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