Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Ambien. No doubt about it.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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