Im at strip club and am horny
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Randomize
