I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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