so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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