Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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