people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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