I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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