you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
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