i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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